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Will ‘Angel Baby’ make Americans laugh again

    Tuesday, September 18, 2018 -- (Long Beach, CA) -- What happens if hate wins the White House? How absurd can it possibly become?

    Sadly, it's not the story of an absurd novel, as Nixon's Ghost almost looks pretty good, maybe even "great" or, "near-great" anyway.

    The author gives two women in love as the central romance, who become the target of a Hater-in-Chief, in the violent fury of an arrogant attacker.

    Even Joe Biden getting drunk on sake almost looks like an alternative to the victory of hatred.

    The book is free and, at 105,000 words, would probably take as long to read as the remaining seven weeks of the Mid-Term election provides.

    But as the ghost of the dead president teaches a complete dork, the first rule of politics is that time is inexorable. "You either use it, or lose it."

    If the ghost is successful at teaching the newly-elect dork serving on the Long Beach City Council how to be great, his own win shall be the chance to again resign, this time as the last soul left in Limbo.

    Utterly absurd, long, and unlike anything you'll ever see, the novel -- "Angel Baby" -- is released seven weeks before the election, so that voters who are bored by politics-as-usual at least have a free opportunity to make America laugh again.

    The free e-book is found at the independent site called https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/442089 "Smashwords."

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Sent to the City News Service, and three local newspapers serving the area of the author, and to close friends. No other press release will be sent, unless Dr. Henry Kissinger displays interest in a discussion of a possible appearance in Long Beach -- home of the largest population of Cambodians outside of that nation -- to issue a personal apology for the sustained secret bombing which he masterminded. The single most important scene of the novel occurs at the utterly-absurd "White House Lame Duck Masquerade Ball," in which Nixon's Ghost is the emcee, and the surf-guitar band Dengue Fever joins the Marine Corp band in playing, "Hail to the Chief." That scene, and this release, are being sent to Dr. Kissinger, as well.







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Billy Orton is a novelist and historian living in Long Beach, California.